we're blogging at a bar
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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