You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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