hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i think im in europe. pls send help
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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