and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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