The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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