That's intense
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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