So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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