I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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