I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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