why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
oh god the rape fog is back!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
