she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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