the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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