I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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