Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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