He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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