watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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