beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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