Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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