Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize