Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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