On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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