We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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