I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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