escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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