Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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