Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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