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• (734): View more from Michigan

  she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  dude, osama threatened the US again

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  dude. i slept with your sister last night

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  what?

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  I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.

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