I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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