On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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