You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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