the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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