U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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