Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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