FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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