I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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