i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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