so explain again why im purple
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Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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