Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
