I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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