We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
