your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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