The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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