his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
