I'm going to jail i love you
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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