i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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