a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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