i just google imaged poop.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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