Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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