So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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