the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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