Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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