awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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