butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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