can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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