he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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